The Székely man is calmly smoking a pipe in front of the gate when he sees his wife running towards him.
“Sir, Sara is pregnant!”
“That’s his job,” growls the Székely.
“But you have the child!”
“That’s my job.”
“Sir, I’ll take the dog and throw myself into the Tisza!”
“The dog stays, the rest is up to you!”
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