A man had recently moved and was filling out forms at his local police station:
Q:
Has your driver’s license ever been suspended or revoked?
“No, never.”
Q:
Have you ever been convicted of a DUI?
“Oh yes, lots of times!
”
Q:
Have you ever been convicted of a driving-related felony?
“Yeah, three of them.”
At this point, the officer stopped to ask:
“Well wait a minute, if you have all of these DUIs and felonies, how come your license has never been suspended or revoked?”
The man responds:
“Never got one.”
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