He staggers home one night drunk, and in order to shorten the way, he wants to cut through the cemetery.
He trips and falls into a freshly dug grave.
He falls asleep as soon as he gets to the water level.
He wakes up in the morning with a pounding head and shivering.
The old cemetery guard notices the movement.
“What’s wrong with you?”
asks the hangover.
“I’m so cold!”
“Well, of course…”
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