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Joke: Stickler for Cleanliness

Master:

That shirt looks soiled, didn’t you wash it?

Servant:

I did!

But while i was taking it to the shop for ironing i dropped it on the ground!

Master:

You will have to wash it again!

Servant:

Again, Sir?

Master:

I’m a stickler for cleanliness.

So anything that falls on the ground has to be washed with soap and water.

Servant:

I’ll remember that.

The next morning…

Servant:

Sir, here is your newspaper.

Master:

Yes!

But why is it soaking wet, You idiot?

Servant:

While i was bringing it to you i dropped it on the ground….

But I remembered your instructions and washed it thoroughly with soap and water.

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