After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driverโs License to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, โUnbutton your shirtโ.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, โThat silver hair on your chest is proof enough for meโ and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, โYou should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten disability too.โ
