A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates.
There they are met by St Peter.
St Peter asks the first nun:
โSister, have you ever touched a man unit?โ
The Sister replies:
โYes, with the tip of my fingerโ โOK, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy water and in you goโ
The next sister approached St Peter and He made the same question:
โSister, have you ever touched a man unit?โ
โYes, I once gave a hand job.โ
โPut your hand in the holy water and in you go.โ At this point one of the nuns at that back starts pushingand shoving her way to the front, when she gets there St Peter asks:
โWhy are you in such a hurry?โ
The nun replies:
โI have to gargle before sister Anne puts her ass in it.โ
