Henry goes to confession and says, โBless me Father, for I have sinned.
Last night I was with seven different women.โ
The priest says, โTake seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.โ
โWill that cleanse me of my sins, Father?โ โNo,โ replies the priest.
โBut itโll wipe that silly grin off your face.โ