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Joke: Science class

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,

โ€œYou should not be asking 6th graders a question like that!

Iโ€™m going to tell my parents,ย  and they will go and tell the principal,ย  who will then fire you!

โ€

With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

ย Mrs.

Parks ignored her and asked the question again,ย  โ€œWhich body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?โ€

Little Maryโ€™s mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, โ€œBoy, is she gonna get in big trouble!

โ€

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, โ€œAnybody?โ€

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,ย  โ€œThe body part that increases ten times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.โ€

Mrs.

Parks said, โ€œExcellent, Billy,โ€ then turned to Mary and continued, โ€œAs for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

(1) you have a dirty mind, (2) you didnโ€™t read your homework, and

(3) one day, you are going to be very, very disappointed.โ€

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