โTheyโre not very smart, but theyโre nice, and Iโm not sure whether to let them in or not.โ
God says, โWell we do have standards here.ย Ask them some simple questions, if they get them right, let them in.โ
Peter greets the men and asks the first guy, โTell me whatโs Christmas for?โ
The man says, โOh, oh!
ย Thatโs when we put on costumes and go around and collect candy.ย Itโs my favorite holiday.โ
โSorryโ Peter says and gestures to the sign with the arrow pointing down.
He asks the next man, โWhat is Thanksgiving about?โ
Guy smiles, โI got this.ย Turkey, we eat turkey and then we open all these presents that have been piled up underneath a tree.ย Itโs celebrating that guyโs birthday.ย Give me a minute Iโll think of his name.โ
Peter shakes his head and points to the same sign.
Then he looks at the final guy and says, โTell me what the purpose of Easter is?โ
The man wrinkles his brow and closes his eyes, thinking hard.ย His face lights up and he explains, โThat is when Jesus rolls the stone away from the grave, walks outside and if he sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter.โ
