Joke: Riding Horses

The cowpoke at the dude ranch was getting the crowd to pick the type horse they wanted.

“For those seasoned riders, we have fast horses.

For you novice riders, we have slow horses.”

A city slicker spoke out, “What if you’ve never ridden a horse?”

The cowpoke said, “Great.

For you who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden, as well.”