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Joke: Prescription Needed

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, โ€œIโ€™d like a poison thatโ€™ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.โ€

The pharmacist says, โ€œMaโ€™am, not only can I not do that for you, Iโ€™m going to have to call the police and report you.โ€

The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him.

He looks at it and discovers that itโ€™s a picture of her husband making love to the pharmacistโ€™s wife.

The pharmacist says, โ€œOh, you should have told me you had a prescription.โ€

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