One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up.
The robbery goes wrong and she gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.
She gets rushed to the hospital, where she sees a doctor who tells her that her children will be all right, and that one day the bullets will simply come out.
15 years later, one of her triplets, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says “MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!
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So the mother tells her the story of what happened 15 years ago.
The next day, the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, “MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!
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Once again, the mother tells the story of what happened 15 years ago.
On the third day the son comes running down the stairs.
“MOM, MOM!
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She smiles and asks, “Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?”
The boy replies, “No, I was jerking off in my room and watching Mrs McGregor sunbathing topless in the neighbours backyard, and when she smiled at me, I think I shot her!
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