“Pistike, what is your favorite subject?”
“Quantum physics.”
“But you haven’t even studied quantum physics yet!”
“That’s why!”
Joke: In the hospital:
“Ma’am, here is the young gentleman who shot himself yesterday.”
He also brought flowers!
Can you come in?
asks the nurse.
“Yes, but only if he’s on foot!”
Joke: Two friends are talking:
“I’m beginning to think that my lawyer . . .”
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