Pistike is very bad at school, the teacher tells him the following:
“Call your mother, I want to talk to her!”
“It can’t be.”
I don’t have a mother.
He was hit by a tractor.
“I’m so sorry.”
Call your father!
“He was hit by the tractor.”
“So who do you have?”
– MY TRACTOR!
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