Pistike is late for school in the morning.
His friend asks him:
“You, why are you late this morning?”
Here Pistike:
– I dreamed of a soccer match, but it was overtime and I had to sleep longer…
Joke: We all know the magic word:
please
In a sentence, e.g.
“Please don’t kill me!
“.
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in magic.
Joke: A girl goes to the fortune teller:
“Two men too…”
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