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Joke: “Patient’s Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!” -…

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

No way!

No needles!

I hate needles!

” says the patient.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.

“No way!

I can’t do the gas thing.

The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!

” The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

“No objection at all,” the patient says.

“I’m fine with pills.” The dentist then returns and says, “Here’s a Viaara.” The patient says,

“Wow!

I didn’t know Viaara worked as a pain killer!

” “It doesn’t,” said the dentist, “but it’s

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

“No way!

No needles!

I hate needles!

” says the patient.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects.

“No way!

I can’t do the gas thing.

The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

“No objection at all,” the patient says.

“I’m fine with pills.

” The dentist then returns and says, “Here’s a Viagra.”

The patient says, “Wow!

I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!

“It doesn’t,” said the dentist, “but it’s going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”

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