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Joke: Parking Ticket

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, โ€˜Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?โ€™ He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an โ€œAr*e Holeโ€ .He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Bev called him a โ€œSh1t Headโ€.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that weโ€™re retired.

Itโ€™s important at our age.

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