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Joke: One of the Car Doors

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down.

For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them.

One man takes a jug of water.

The second man takes a sandwich.

The last man takes one of the car doors.

The first man says to the last man:

“I’m bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink.

And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?”

The last man replies, “If I get hot, I can just roll down the window.”

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