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A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.
โWhat are you doing?โ the man inquires.
โErr,โ she stammers back.
โIโฆ umโฆ I think Iโm having a heart attack!
โ โOh,โ cries the gullible husband, โquick, Iโll call an ambulance!
โ He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny appears, sobbing his little heart out.
โWhatโs the matter, son?โ asks the father.