A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.
โWhat are you doing?โ the man inquires.
โErr,โ she stammers back.
โIโฆ umโฆ I think Iโm having a heart attack!
โ โOh,โ cries the gullible husband, โquick, Iโll call an ambulance!
โ He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny appears, sobbing his little heart out.
โWhatโs the matter, son?โ asks the father.
โUncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,โ replies his tearful toddler.
Enraged, the man runs back
upstairs, flings open the wardrobe and finds his brother there absolutely naked, just as his son had said.
โYou bastard, Jim,โ screams the man.
โMy wife is over there having a heart attack and youโre running around naked scaring Johnny!
โ
