Joke: One day a guy walks in a bar

Lisa Adams

Sep 20, 2024

One day a guy walks in a bar and asks for five shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks why.

The guy says, “I found out my brother is lesbian.”

The same guy, comes in the next day and asks for ten shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks why.

The guys says, “I found out my other brother is lesbian.”

The next day, the same guy comes in and asks for fifteen shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks why.

The guy says, “I found out my other brother is lesbian.”

The bartender says, “Doesn’t anyone like private part anymore?”

The guy says, “Yeah, my sister.”

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