On his birthday, Chuck Norris chooses a lucky child at random and throws him into the sun.
The husband catches his wife with a strange man:
“Well, what are you doing?”
“You see,” the woman says to her lover, “I told you he was stupid!”
“What’s the difference between a parrot and a mother-in-law?”
– ???
“You can teach a parrot to say nice things.”
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