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Joke: Old Men Sitting On A Bench

Two old men are sat on a bench at the park.

A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.

One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over.

โ€œWhy are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?โ€ she says.

The old man sweetly replies โ€œMy dear Iโ€™m not smiling at you, Iโ€™m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old manโ€

The girl replies โ€œawwwww you sweet old manโ€ leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.The old man turns to his friend and says โ€œ3 to zip mugley, your turnโ€.

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