The hitting coach for the Cubs enters the managerโs office.
โSkipper,โ he says, โIโve got some good news and some bad news.โ
โWhatโs the good news?โ the manager replies.
โYou know that new pitching machine we bought to help the guys with batting practice?
We got it installed, and the guys started using it today.โ
โOkay, whatโs the bad news?โ โIt just beat us 5-1.โ