“My palace cellar is reading a newspaper!”
“I know.”
“Who said?”
“My German Shepherd.”
Joke: A man dies, goes up to the gates of Heaven
Two people are already standing in front of him, he joins the queue.
An angel comes out and says:
“You know, there are a lot of us up here, that’s why St. Peter figured out that only the rich dead are allowed in.”
The first person waiting comes forward:
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