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Joke: Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson

Mrs.

Jennings began each vocabulary lesson by asking the students to use a word in a sentence.

โ€œOkay, class,โ€ she announced, โ€œwho can use the word โ€˜fascinateโ€™ properly in a sentence?โ€

Mary shot her hand up and, before Mrs.

Jennings could call on her, she said โ€œI went to Alaska over spring break and it was fascinating!

โ€

Mrs.

Jennings replied, โ€œthatโ€™s good Mary, but I asked for the word โ€˜fascinate,โ€™ not โ€˜fascinating.โ€™โ€

Billy threw his hand up next:

โ€œMy Dad want to see the museum and was fascinated by the paintings!

โ€

Mrs.

Jennings again corrected her student:

โ€œThatโ€™s also good, but remember the word is โ€˜fascinate,โ€™ not โ€˜fascinated.โ€™โ€

Finally, Carol waved her hand wildly from the back row:

โ€œMy aunt just bought a new shirt with ten buttons.

She tried to put it on, but her melons are too big, so she could only fasten eight.โ€

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