“Morica!”
There were two bars of chocolate in this box in the morning, but now there is only one!
Can you explain this?
“Yes, father!”
It was still very dark in the morning, so I didn’t notice the other one!
Joke: – How can you make your blonde’s eyes sparkle?
“You have to put a light in his ear!”
Joke: There are no lesbians, only women who never…
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