A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table,
gives the husband a big kiss, says sheโll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, โWho was that?!
โ
โOh,โ replies the husband, โsheโs my mistress.โ
โWell thatโs the last straw,โ says the wife.
โIโve had enough, I want a divorce
I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable.โ
โI can understand that,โ replies her husband, โbut remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and weโll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours.โ
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
โWhoโs that with Jim?โ asks the wife.
โThatโs his mistress,โ says her husband.
She replies, โOurs is prettier.โ
