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Joke: Live to be a hundred

A man asked his doctor if he thought heโ€™d live to be a hundred.

The doctor asked the man, โ€œDo you smoke or drink?โ€ โ€œNo,โ€ he replied, โ€œIโ€™ve never done either.โ€

โ€œDo you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?

โ€ inquired the doctor.

โ€œNo, Iโ€™ve never done any of those things either.โ€

โ€œWell then,โ€ said the doctor, โ€œwhat do you want to live to be a hundred for?โ€

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