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Joke: Level Of Insanity –

2.

On all your cheque stubs, write “For Marijuana”

3.

Skip down the street, rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

4.

Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5.

Sing along at the opera.

6.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I won!

I won!

7.

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling.

“Run For Your Lives!

They’re Loose!

8.

Tell your children over dinner.

“Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

And the final way to keep a healthy level of Insanity

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