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Joke: Just Think About It

Think About It…

– Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

– What if there were no hypothetical questions?

– One nice thing about egotists:

They don’t talk about other people.

– When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

– A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

– What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

– My weight is perfect for my height — which varies.

– I used to be indecisive.

Now I’m not sure.

– The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.

– How can there be self-help “groups”?

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