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Joke: Jonny Went To School

A cat died and went to Heaven.

God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, โ€œYou have been a good cat all of these years.

Anything you want is yours for the asking.โ€

The cat thought for a moment and then said, โ€œAll my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard, wooden floorsโ€ฆ I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.โ€

God said, โ€œSay no more.โ€ Instantly, the cat had a HUGE fluffy pillow.

A few days later, 12 mice were simultaneously killed in an accident and they all went up to Heaven together.

God met the mice at the Gates of Heaven, with the exact same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, โ€œWell, we have had to run all of our livesโ€ฆ from cats, dogs, and even from people with brooms.

If we could just have some little roller-skates, we would never have to run again.โ€

God answered, โ€œIt is done.โ€ All the mice had beautiful little roller-skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the catโ€ฆ He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.

God gently awakened the cat and asked, โ€œIs everything okay?

How have you been doing?

Are you happy?โ€

The cat replied, โ€œOh, everything is just WONDERFULโ€ฆ Iโ€™ve never been so happy in my life!

My pillow is always fluffy and those little โ€œMeals-on-Wheelsโ€ that You have been sending over are delicious.โ€

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