Joke: Joke: Two friends are talking: – I had a terrible childhood… …

A little boy runs to the policeman to come quickly because his father is being beaten in the pub. The policeman rushes into the pub, where he sees two people punching each other…

The grandfather tells his grandchildren: “My grandchildren, music once saved my life!” “How, grandpa?” – It happened even during the great flood of 1960. The water came and then…

On the tram, a girl met a guy, who at first was very nice, and cute, and they quickly exchanged phone numbers. Well, after a week, the guy called her to make out, ok, they did, she…

There is a ban on driving in the forest. However, the bunny really needs it. There is nothing to do, he grabs himself and packs a regular pile under a bush. The bear is coming. The…

The husband comes home from work late, there is a message from his wife waiting on the table: My mother is sick, I went to see her. He goes out to the kitchen, there is also a…

Blonde and brunette are driving. Suddenly the car stops, the blonde asks her friend: “Why did we stop?” “I ran out of gas!” “But you’re smart!” I certainly wouldn’t have noticed…