The commander orders two of his policemen to measure the height of a standing pillar in the yard.
The police come out and argue.
Their companion who was walking by
speaks up
“My advice, boys, is to knock it down and try to measure it that way!
”
“Come on, you mafla, we need its height, not its length.”
Joke:
Wife to husband:
“Look how…”
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