The Bald Scot goes into the herbalist’s shop:
– The hair grower you sell is said to work wonders… I would try it too.
“Okay,” replies the seller.
“Would you like a small or a large glass?”
“A small bottle, please,” replies the Scotsman, “I don’t want to go to the hairdresser too often.”
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