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Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine.
โYesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-lawโs car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home.
The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors.
He was very upset, and I asked him:
Whatโs wrong with you?
You seem upset.
How the hell wouldnโt I be?
Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.โ
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for?
What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!
!
!
First, apologize.
Okay, dadโฆ Iโm sorry!
Perfect, now youโre ready!
Your training is over.
When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!