A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel.
Bob, true to his word, hands over the $800 and leaves.
The woman closes the door, picks up the towel, and wraps it around herself again before returning to her room.
Back upstairs, her husband asks, “Who was that?”
“It was Bob, the next-door neighbor.”
“Great!
” he said.
“Did he say anything about the $800 HE OWES ME?”
