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Joke: JOKE OF THE DAY: A 97-year-old woman… –

JOKE OF THE DAY:

A 97-year-old woman sits down with her attorney to discuss her last wishes.

“I have TWO REQUESTS before I die,” she begins.

“First, I want to be cremated.”

The attorney nods respectfully.

“Of course, I can arrange that.”

The woman continues, “And second, I’d like my ashes to be scattered over the roof of the Walmart down the road.”

The attorney blinks in surprise.

“Walmart?

Why Walmart?”

The old woman chuckles.

“Because that way, I know my daughters will come to see me AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK!

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