A child asked his father,
โHow were people born?โ
So his father said,
โAdam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.โ
The child then went to his mother and asked her the same question, and she told him,
โWe were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.โ
The child ran back to his father and said,
โYou lied to me!
โ
His father replied,
โNo, your mom was talking about HER side of the family.โ