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Joke: Johnny Passed His Driving Test

Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said heโ€™d make a deal with his son,โ€œYou bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.

Then weโ€™ll talk about the car.โ€The Little Johnny thought about that for a moment, decided heโ€™d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, โ€œSon, youโ€™ve brought your grades up and Iโ€™ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but Iโ€™m disappointed you havenโ€™t had your hair cut.โ€The Little Johnny said,

โ€œYou know, Dad, Iโ€™ve been thinking about that and Iโ€™ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and thereโ€™s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.โ€(Youโ€™re going to love Dadโ€™s reply!

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โ€œDid you also notice they all walked everywhere they went..?

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