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Joke: Johnny And A Girl Are Playing

Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, โ€œI have one of these and you donโ€™t.โ€

The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.

The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again.

Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says, โ€œI have one of these and you donโ€™t.โ€

But this time the little girl just keeps on playing.

How come youโ€™re not crying today,โ€ asks Little Johnny.

โ€œMy mother told me,โ€ says the little girl, pulling up her dress, โ€œthat with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want.โ€

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