On the day before his death, Jesus is talking to his apostles at dinner.
One says:
“You Jesus!”
Well, you’re going to die tomorrow and you’re still a virgin.
Don’t want to lose your virginity?
To this Jesus:
“Oh sure!”
Unfortunately, there is no one with him.
“Well, don’t worry about that, we’ll find a woman for you, just go into the tent.”
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