Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
โBetty, I was wondering โ have you ever cheated on me?โ โOh Jack, why would you ask such a question now?
You donโt want to ask that questionโฆโ
โYes, Betty, I really want to know.
Please.โ โWell, all right.
Yes, 3 times.โ
โThree?
When were they?โ โWell, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan?
Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?โ โOh, Betty, you did that for me!
I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me!
So, when was number 2?โ โWell, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you?
Remember how Dr.
DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?โ โI canโt believe it!
Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life!
I couldnโt have a more wonderful wife.
To do such a thing, you must really love me darling.
I couldnโt be more moved.
When was number 3?โ โWell, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?โ
