In a crowded subway car, a pretty woman says to the man behind her:
“Sir, if you push your shit on me one more time, I’ll report you for harassment!”
“Come on, lady, I only have my salary in my pocket, he got it, not me!”
the man answers.
“You can have a good little job, because as I felt, in the last 5 minutes…”
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