Joke: I’m a WIFE –

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE.

You know, young, urban, professional.”

The second guy says, “I’m a DINK.

You know, double income, no kids.”

The third guy says, “I’m a RUB.

You know, rich urban biker.”

They turn to the woman and ask, “So what are you?”

The woman replies, “I’m a WIFE.

You know – Wash, Iron, F***, Etc.”