After a great battle, the knight returns home in a terrible state.
His armor is dented, his helmet is cracked, he is bleeding from a hundred wounds, he almost falls from the saddle.
Only his lame horse carries him with difficulty to the king.
“What happened to you, my brave knight?”
“Your majesty, I remained loyal to you, I fought for you with honor, and the enemy…”
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