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Joke: I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. -…

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldnโ€™t even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anywayโ€ฆโ€ฆI had the Vet come and take a look at him.

He said,, the bullโ€ฆBrilliant continuation in the first comment

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldnโ€™t even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anywayโ€ฆโ€ฆI had the Vet come and take a look at him.

He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young.

so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

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The bull started to service the cows within two daysโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

all my cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighborโ€™s cows!

Heโ€™s like a machine!

I donโ€™t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him โ€ฆ but they kind of taste like peppermint.

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