“I hear your husband was arrested.”
“Yes.”
He started his Christmas shopping too early this year.
“How?”
After all, it’s almost Christmas!
“I mean, before the store even openedโ”
Joke: A blonde woman goes into the library and checks out a book
He takes it home and starts reading it after dinner, but falls asleep after 10 minutes.
The next day…
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