Computer husband’s answers:
Wife:
Did you shop?
Husband:
Bad command or filename.
Wife:
I asked you this morning…
Husband:
Syntax Error.
Abortion?
Wife:
Not even the new TV?
Husband:
Variable not foundโฆ.
Wife:
Ok, give me your credit card and I’ll do the shoppingโฆ
Husband:
Sharing Violation.
Access denied!
Wife:
Are you serious, joking or…
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