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Joke: Husband Bought Surprise Birthday

The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband:

Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husbandโ€ฆ โ€œBuy me a surprise for my birthday!

โ€ she said.

โ€œSomething that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds!

And I would prefer a blue one!

โ€ Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.

And on the day she finally got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully boughtโ€ฆ Scroll down to know what was her birthday gift,โ€ฆ It Was A Blue Colour Weight Machineโ€ฆ The poor guy is dead today, and his wifeโ€™s in jail for his murder !

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