Joke: Husband Bought Surprise Birthday

Lisa Adams

Mar 18, 2024

The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband:

Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband… “Buy me a surprise for my birthday!

” she said.

“Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds!

And I would prefer a blue one!

” Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.

And on the day she finally got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought… Scroll down to know what was her birthday gift,… It Was A Blue Colour Weight Machine… The poor guy is dead today, and his wife’s in jail for his murder !

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